George Carlin Quotes
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.
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