There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it. Edgar Watson Howe

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• wife

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. If you chat with him a while, gradually building up the argument and the intonation, he relishes it so that he will roll all around the floor, lie on his back kicking and groaning with joyous worship. Very few wives are so affected. Christopher Morley

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Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, till death separate you. William Penn

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• friends

There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Homer

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• wife

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is the best. Kin Hubbard

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• wife

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her way, and the other, to let her have it. Lyndon Baines Johnson

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• wife

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. H. L. Mencken

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• wife

You can buy a whole lot of happiness with fifty dollars a week when you have the right sort of a woman for your purchasing agent. George Horace Lorimer

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• thrift

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